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Two Secret Weapons

Privacy-first, zero-telemetry applications for your personal infrastructure.

Welcome to Two Secret Weapons, a development duo dedicated to building privacy-first tools. We believe your data belongs to you—no tracking, no telemetry, no cloud accounts.

Our Applications

  • LabPing A premium, local-first homelab monitoring dashboard. Track uptime, latency, and receive offline alerts for your self-hosted infrastructure with zero cloud dependencies.

  • SmoothSSH A high-performance, gesture-driven SSH client for Android. Built for sysadmins who need speed, biometric security, and a frictionless terminal experience on the move.

  • AxeWatch Professional real-time monitoring, thermal alerts, and fleet management for your Bitaxe hardware. Your miner data never leaves your local network.

  • Prologue A beautiful, pass-through client for your self-hosted Audiobookshelf instance. Stream and download your audio library directly from your own server.

  • RetroStats A sleek, open-source Android client for RetroAchievements. Authenticate locally with your API key and track your retro gaming progress directly from the official source.


Support & Legal

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